For the Friend's of SVM

Here in the land of F and Gs it has been a particularly bad day. However I am dedicating this post to the friends of SVM who are interested in meeting the F & Gs. You ladies might change your mind after this post. A few weeks ago Sara noticed that when she arrived in the morning her office door was closed and locked. This was puzzling because Sara works later in the day and her office contains the group’s coffee maker. Freddie (her co-worker whose is incapable of looking her in the eyes) works early hours. The previous operating conditions have been; Freddie and his sunshine arrive in the morning they open her office and make coffee, leaving the office open for the rest of the day. Sara finding her office locked and dark inquired to why the sudden change. Freddie told her that when her office was open and light was on it looked like she was at work and he did not want her to get credit for being here when she is not. Keep in mind all my faithful readers that we are salaried employees and Sara works more than 60 hours a week!

But just wait the story gets better! Sara has been very upset about Freddie’s radically inappropriate leering at work. As a result I have been very mean and nasty to Freddie whenever I get the chance. It is my little way of paying him back for being a jackass to Sara. Today Sara and I had lunch in her office and we left her office door slightly ajar, because we were discussing what a horrible work day I have had. This is the first time ever we have had lunch in her office. Sara just sent me the following email

Guess what?  
The two freaks (Freddie and his sunshine) have decided to move the
coffee making apparatus to another office next to the printer
(supposedly a mutual office).
Has something to do that I kinda closed the door during lunch
so that they were UNABLE to knock and come in and make coffee?

I'd swap and work with anybody upstairs anytime.

Ladies this is the type of available men that are here. Both Freddie and his sunshine are available for dates. Do you still want to meet my co-workers?