Bruised Bootie
I have a big bootie; it was something that I was born with. No matter how many miles I run a week, football games or hockey games I play, or trips to the gym I make; my bootie is still out there. Over the years I have come to partially appreciate my big bootie, however today is not one of those days! Last night I went to Hip-Hop class which was a riot! I love to dance and I love to dance genres that I am not trained in (i.e., Hip-Hop).
The Hip-Hop routine had an 8 count segment that started with a kick-out then a slide forward on my bottom, spinning around on said behind and lying flat on the floor. This is a lot in 8 counts and my whole right cheek is bruised. My bottom is so bruised that sitting in my comfortable office chair is painful. I can’t help but wonder if I had a bigger bootie, that I could have absorbed the shock of landing on it over and over again. Or if I had no bootie, there would be nothing to bruise. Oh my poor butt! Did I mention that it hurts? Just in case let me say it again, my butt hurts!
7 Comments:
If you had no bootie, you butt bones would probably be broken! :)
By Unknown, at 5:15 PM
Wanna go to physical therapy with me. I bet Chad would love to work on your bootie.
By Michelle, at 10:26 AM
Naive, I could really use Chad right now.
By Spin_Doc1, at 5:40 PM
I think we could all use a little "chad"
By i used to be me, at 10:03 PM
But I got him. *snicker
By Michelle, at 10:37 AM
What men are more than their body parts?
By Spin_Doc1, at 11:36 AM
Ouch, that one hurt a bit.
By Smerdyakov, at 12:36 PM
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