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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Pick up lines

I forgot to mention the pick up lines I received on Saturday, along with the attempts to mess my groove up. This is by no means a complete list, but representative of the quality pick up lines out there.

  1. I like to treat my women good, give them money and I have a good job; I work at Costco, would you like to see my ID?

I had to reply that I was a scientist. Hey, at least I did not say; “Would you like to see my publication list?”

  1. I am from Jamaica, and my dick is very long.

Now I should of said “Show me”, but I just started laughing and I waltzed away.

  1. I can go 3 to 4 hours and never cum.

This is another one of those moments where I should have said something clever, but I just replied, “Well I can’t” and waltzed away again.

Now the pick up lines that I have heard over the years that I liked

  1. You are like a chocolate chip cookie; no matter where I bite I know it is going to be sweet.
  2. He said, “I am lost.” I asked, “Where do you want to go?” He replied, “Your place.” It so was corny that it made an impression and I had to laugh.
  3. You are very beautiful. (It is simple, sweet and sounds sincere).

What are the best and worst pick up lines you have ever heard or given?

posted by Spin_Doc1 at 12:51 PM

2 Comments:

  • Probably the only time I ever used anything remotely resembling a pickup line was a few years ago at Music Midtown in downtown Atlanta. The Offspring were playing and it was pretty packed. This woman behind me spent the whole show smashed against me and was jumping up and down to see the stage. After a while I turned around and said, "If this was Alabama, we'd be legally married right now".

    By Blogger Smerdyakov, at 7:50 AM  

  • Funny, and if you were in Utah you would be a daddy.

    By Blogger Spin_Doc1, at 9:33 AM  

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