Adonis

The Bavarian returned from his holiday in Greece today and brought me an Adonis statue. Now this statue is obviously art, and not pornography and not obscene. In light the spirit of working with the freaks and the geeks I displayed the statue on my desk. Initially I really did not think that it would receive a lot of attention, and boy was I ever wrong. However I think if there was an equation tattooed on his ass even more of my co-workers might notice that I have a statue of a naked man on my desk. Can I get fired for this? One can only hope.