Favorite Jokes
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde lady comes in and wants to bet $10,000 on a single roll of the dice. And she adds, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I m completely nude."
With that she takes off everything but her necklace and rolls the dice while yelling, "Mama needs new clothes." Then she yells, "YES, YES, YES!! I WON, I WON, I WON."
She begins jumping up and down and hugging both of the dealers. Then she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded. Finally one of them asks, "What did she roll, anyway?"
The other answers, "I don't know. I thought YOU were watching."
MORAL: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.
Now it is your turn, what is your favorite joke?
posted by Spin_Doc1 at
10:00 AM
4 Comments:
Okay I don't know why I found this one so funny. Maybe it was the way my daughter told it to me. And I can't tell a joke to save my life.
Two guys go into a bar and sit down. The first guy says to the bartender "I'll have a beer" then points to his companion and says, "While you're at it bring one for the jackass."
The bartender thinks he's not very nice for calling his friend a jackass but he brings their beers.
They finish the first round and the first guy says "Bartender, I'll have another round and you might as well bring the jackass another one too."
The same thing happens when he orders a third beer and by now the bartender is hot under the collar at the guy for calling his friend a jackass.
He says to the second guy, "Why do you let him get away with calling you that?"
Second guy says, "Hee Haw, Hee Haw, Hee Hawlways calls me that."
By
i used to be me, at 3:54 PM
Genius, I like it!
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Spin_Doc1, at 5:06 PM
A man comes home to find his girlfriend packing her suitcase. She sees him walk through the door and starts to unload on him.
"I'm leaving, you sick pervert! My friends told me that you're a pedophile!"
"Pedophile?" he says "That's an awfully big word for an eight year old".
By
Smerdyakov, at 11:07 AM
OH AC THAT'S BEYOND AWFUL!
By
i used to be me, at 12:49 PM
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