No Longer a Virgin

Last night Shannon cooked me dinner and was super sweet too. Now I feel bad for all the negative things I wrote about Shannon. In spite of this I feel it necessary to bring my readers up to date. Shannon and GB are “pretty serious” and have been dating for 6 months now. Nose guy and Shannon are “just friends”, but he seems to have worn out his welcome in the friendship area.

We were sitting on the couch laughing about the new show “Daisy does America”, and I was surprised that is sounded so much like the porn “Debbie does Dallas”. Shannon then asked me if I have ever watched porn, which I answered truthfully; “Yes I have watched porn” and she volunteered that she has watched it too. She proceeded to tell me that she was confused to why American women were so offended by porn. My radar was up and I turned to a little scouting adventure,

“Wow Shannon you seem so liberal and yet you are dating GB and he seems so old fashioned”

“Yes, he is a little stiff until you get to know him” Note this is an extreme understatement.

I replied, “He is more than a little stiff, I am not even sure he has had sex”

She quickly answered, “Oh he had sex before we did.”

I sat there stunned, I wanted to ask about the details, but she was super sweet to me last night, and I knew if I asked details I would post the information. Therefore I just smiled and turned the conversation to less personal stuff. I mean she made me dinner and I am a sucker for anyone who will cook for me. I still can’t get over the fact that GB has had sex, but if anyone can turn him to the dark side it would be Shannon.