Christmas List

I now have 6 shopping days before Christmas and I have not bought a thing. I am not kidding here. I have nothing for my grandparents, parents, siblings, my favorite uncle or that special someone in my life. Can I boycott Christmas this year? Seriously? Some of my procrastination comes from the fact that I have been very busy recently but most of it stems from the fact that Christmas has become shallow and point less for me. I used to put a lot of time and effort into the presents I gave only to be met with dissatisfaction from the people on the receiving end. Though to be fair I am usually very dissatisfied with my Christmas presents too. This year I am giving almost everyone money and they will probably give me a gift certificate in return so why don’t we just call it even and not exchange gifts? I know it is very bah hum bug, but it would save me a ton of money and then I could just go and get the things on my list. So what is on my Christmas list? Well let’s see.

1. IPOD
2. A pink cashmere scarf
3. A winning lottery ticket
4. The job of my dreams (Okay Seriously)
5. Ralph Lauren turtlenecks, white and black
6. A long dress coat
7. A red leather jacket
8. Knee high black boots
9. Ralph Lauren socks
10. Perfume
11. Lift tickets to my favorite mountain
12. Hockey tickets, 5^th row behind the goalie (they are my favorite seats)
13. A trip anywhere warm and tropical
14. Victoria Secret pajamas
15. A new ski hat
16. A Spyder Telluride

With the exception of #3, 4, 12 and 13, I will purchase myself within the next few weeks. Perhaps with all the gift certificates that will be coming my way in 6 days. A Bam Hum Bug!