Female Friends
I am tired of working with mostly men and dealing with men too. I know I have said this before but I need more women in my life. Therefore I am going to take out a personal ad looking for female friends. Here is what I am looking for:
Musts
- Female
- Age 28-38
- Education, BA or BS minimum
- Career Goals
- Single or in a long distance relationship
- Friendly
- Outgoing
- Positive Attitude
- Supportive
- Good Listener
- Likes to do things
- Drinks
- Likes animals
- Has a job
- Does not talk too much
- Does not take anti-depressants
Bonuses
- Does not smoke
- Likes to dance
- Likes techno music
- Athletic
- Likes to jog, ski and workout
- Enjoys movies, shopping, TV and art galleries
- Technical or scientific job
Absolutely NOT
- Jealous Friend
- Conservative
- Very Religious
- Judgmental
- Gossip
- Highly Critical
posted by Spin_Doc1 at
5:46 PM
5 Comments:
Lesbians, Unite! Impeach Bush!
"War is the means by which Americans learn geography."
-- Ambrose Bierce (1842-1914)
Impeach Bush!
By
Anonymous, at 5:58 PM
I should probably mention that above comment was not from me. I like the quote though.
Sorry I am neither female nor single. (Am I really sorry for that? :-) )
By
Anonymous, at 6:16 PM
This is like asking for a "Stepford " friend.
By
Anonymous, at 10:10 PM
Hey some of those things are bonuses not absolutes!
By
Spin_Doc1, at 7:09 AM
Great. Knowing that I may be one of your few close friends, I was dismayed with the MUSTS that I don't possess - liking animals and taking anti-depressants, and the BONUSES that I don't have - I smoke, hate techno, am not athletic, hate skiing, and am definitely not scientific. But, most importantly, I have to agree with Jean Marc - you are a major gossip so how is that in your ABSOLUTELY NOT category? Poser!
love, your dear friend,
me
By
Anonymous, at 8:26 PM
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