I hate this place

I hate this place, but more than that I hate this place I hate the people, but more than I hate the people I hate the look in their eyes. By Lamont Carey

List of pet peeves about this place and the people:

1. Pointing with their middle finger
2. Meetings during lunch
3. Eating with their mouth open
4. Picking face or body parts while talking to me
5. Touching their mouths while speaking
6. Fidgeting while seating next to me during a meeting
7. Fidgeting while talking to me
8. Talking out of the side of their mouths
9. Looking at their feet
10. Long nose or ear hair
11. Comb-overs
12. Playing with facial hair during meetings
13. Bad Breath
14. Slow learners
15. Taking forever to get to the point
16. Giggling keys or coins in their pockets while giving talks
17. Making clicking noises with pens
18. Marathon meetings where nothing is accomplished
19. Unibrows
20. Not taking a daily shower or bath