Word's of Wisdom from Cartman

I said “Oh I think I am still hung over.”

He said “Do you know how to avoid a hang over?”

I said “Don’t drink.”

He said “No stay drunk.”

I said “I am not going to drink for the next couple of days.”

He said “That is not the spirit, when you fall off that horse you need to get right back on.”

He said “Alcohol is the mental Darwinism; it is killing off the slow brain cells.”

He said “Here’s to alcohol, the cause of and solution to all life’s problems.”