Endowments

I am becoming one of them! I can’t stop it. My eye is twitching and it won’t stop. I will be on some anonymous blog as the eye twitching woman. I have been in this high pressure, high stress environment for so long that I have developed an eye twitch. Granted my previous work was high pressure and stress but I had way cool friends there to counter balance the stress. Here I am surrounded by freaks and geeks and I have no one to help me out, no way to take the edge off, hence the eye twitch.

The only person here that I can talk to that is normal and a woman is my secretary (a.k.a. Pixie).

I just got back from lunch with Pixie, and as you all know, women can not be together for more than 2 minutes before the talk turns to men. Now I know this is not appropriate talk between us women; but we started speculating about which men at work are good in bed. OF Course, our standard response to this inquiry is if a man can dance then a man is good in bed. However I have not seen any of my co-workers dance so I will have to use another standard in order to speculate. Finally Pixie and I were also speculating about the endowments of the men at work. Is there truly a way to tell if a man is well endowed without seeing him naked? I don’t know but now I am going to try and see if there is…….