Women and Trucks

Today Ms. Chung and I went “off site” for lunch. When we returned I noticed the Mr. Universe of our work place was driving a gold ford Taurus. I was horrified, really, how is it possible that Mr. Universe is driving such a bland, ugly and utilitarian vehicle? Ms. Chung then told me that Mr. Universe actually has a really big truck, I sighed in relief. The reason for that is; as all women know, (and now I am telling all the men out there), there is not a vehicle that is more universally appealing to women in the “I am a sexy man” category than a big truck.

I know that in DC a truck is not a reasonable vehicle to own, but they are so manly. I also know that they are bad for the environment and a little blue collar, but did I mention they are super manly and sexy. I don’t know what it is about a man in a truck, perhaps us women think a man in truck is a man who does things. They can help us out, help us move, tow our stranded cars and in general take care of us. I think I have got it! A man with a truck sends the subtle message that he can protect us. Wow all men should have a truck!