I am lazy today

I am lazy today and I am still nursing a two-day hangover courtesy of Ellen. Though she will claim I achieved this state without any help from her, but she was definitely inspirational during my Saturday binge drunk. Regardless of how bad I felt on the airplane yesterday, and I feel really bad for the person sitting next to me on that flight. I had a wonderful weekend with Ellen. In addition I was able to accomplish some serious soul searching with Ellen’s help and I am starting to see my way out of the confusion I have been immersed in lately. As I said I am lazy and unwilling to write about my recent personal discoveries, instead here are a few things that made me chuckle today.

Handy Guide to Modern Science
· 1) If it's green or it wriggles, it's biology
· 2) If it stinks, its chemistry
· 3) If it doesn't work, it's physics.

Felson's Law
To steal idea from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

This is actually true, and one of the things I hated about writing research articles.

Vile's Law for Educators
No one is listening until you make a mistake.

For Imelda.