Thinking too hard

While I was reading one of my favorite bloggers recently I was amused to learn how many times a day she claimed to think about sex. Initially, I thought; “Yeah right, she is just being entertaining. Women do not think about sex all that often.” However it occurred to me that I think about sex that often in a work day. So being the queen of the geeks I started analyzing my sexually thoughts.

How often do I think about sex?

What time of day are most of my sexual thoughts?

I noticed that most of my s. thoughts were a result of a visual trigger. In fact, the ones that occur at work are almost always triggered by the 2% of the men around here that are hot. Shocking I know, but in my building of 250 people there are 5 hot men. These men are “thought worthy”. Fortunately for me I get to see at least one of them a day, and sometimes even more often. Hold on, I need to take a few calming breaths. Okay back to being a geek. Let’s assume I am an average female, and that the frequency and stimuli of my s. thoughts are normal. Now let’s also assume that a man thinks about sex A LOT more than a woman does. I am not going to put an upper bound on how much more frequent but a lower bound of at least double. Assuming that these thoughts are result of visual stimuli, the real question is who are the men looking at? This is strictly a numbers game, if only 2% of women are “thought worthy” and the work force here is comprised of 95% men, then the available stimuli is only .1%. (Did I do the math right? Math is hard.) Does that mean in my building there is at most one woman that is thought worthy? So perhaps if I was to stake out Pixie’s office or Ms. Chung’s I would notice all 250 men in the building eventually walk by. Perhaps men do not seek out visual stimuli. Or just perhaps I am thinking about this way too hard.