Is this a joke?

I try to stay away from politics and frankly the news, but this is too much.

Is this a joke?

Albeit this is an article by the same people who brought us Aristocrats, a horrible movie.

Just Mountains

I know they are just mountains, but aren't they beautiful?

Considerations

After much consideration I have decided that I will continue to blog, but I am leaving out personal details. Don't worry, I will still write trash about the f and gs. I can't help myself they give me so much stuff, and it can only get better. My BAW has left for another job and I am left with mostly f and gs.

On the light side, I have joined a co-ed flag football team. It is a riot! Today for lunch I was able to convince a few people to play catch with me. Look out Rice, the spin doc is playing football!

Affairs

A friend of mine just found her husband having sex with her best friend. I am blown away by this news! I have no idea what to say to her or how to help her, so I typed “My husband is having an affair” into Google. This is the one of the sites:

The first step is to be the very best wife you can possibly be. Do everything you can to meet his needs, and don't do anything to upset him. Set a period of time that you think you can do this without getting too upset, say, six months. Once in a while, tell him that you think both of you need a fresh start somewhere else.

What the fcuk! I don’t know what to tell her but I sure in the hell don’t agree with that statement. So what do you tell your friend whose husband was caught in the act with her best friend?

Thinking is fun!

Christian: I'll pray for you.
Atheist: Then I'll think for both of us.

-unknown

Goodbye

I initially started this blog as an anonymous outlet for my thoughts and feelings. However over time the anonymity of this blog has been truly compromised. Therefore before the wrong person reads my blog, and major stress develops in my life, I am not going to blog anymore.

Cruise from Hell

I am back and I was unable to get a tan, because I did not go to Bermuda. Yeah that's right I did not get to Bermuda, because of not one, not two BUT THREE different hurricanes. Needless to say it was the worst vacation ever. I spent the entire time sick. The food was terrible, the weather was even worse and the only good thing is that I missed work for a week.

The plan was to take a cruise from New Jersey, spend two days in Bermuda and cruise back.

For the record; Cruises suck! I was disgusted with it. It is suppose to be a very affordable vacation and we get on the boat (Royal Caribbean) and every thing cost money! The coffee, deserts, hamburger shop even the dinning room! What the hell is the point?

You might wonder why I even bothered with a cruise, well because basically it was free. I was given a free coach class cruise, but I upgraded to first class which did cost extra. However as bad as the vacation was, I would much rather be there than back here at my job from hell!

Vacation

I am going on vacation, YEAH! I am not taking any work related items along, including a lap top. I am going to spend the next week on the beach ordering drinks that come with little umbrellas in them.

I don't need to know how smart you are

My co-workers are fcuking freaks. I know I call them the freaks and geeks but occasionally I forget how freaky they are. Today is my one year anniversary of working in hell and to start the day off I got in a huge debate with Cartman over is it more correct to stay “There is a net spin polarization left behind.” Or “There is a net spin polarization created that is left behind.” I am not kidding you. We argued for an hour. I even said “Jesus Cartman, it gives the same result.” He kept insisting that it was a subtle point and that the audience would be so confused if I did not say created. Which by the way I think using the word creates causes more confusion. However the point is one hour we fought about this with me repeatedly saying “It is not important, and to let it drop.” That is the problem with working here, everyone is trying to convince you that they are the smartest, brightest and best and you are not. I am so sick of the competition of who can piss up the tree the highest. It is stupid and pointless. I am also sick of knowing how much all the people around here know. You can not have any type of conversation without it turning into a lecture. You start with a benign conversation about anything and someone starts lecturing (usually Cartman) about the subject just to show you how much knowledge they have. I don’t care. Everyone around here is very smart, so what? They are still freaks and geeks and not people that I want to actually talk with, hang out with or even work with.